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merciful jehadis and lame duck leaders
thanks all the jehadis mercenaries for letting me to write this piece and for u to read this........i am alive just today because of them, its their greatness that i havent been chosen the next target of death ,but our fellow brothers were not so lucky, they have been killed and are being on regular basis . years have passed since we are facing the menace of terrorism and instead of situation getting normal our existense is under question mark or in the hands of merciful mercenaries ........the day they decide our life is over it is, it is not a fiction or out of fear psychosis....... people in jaipur , mumbai delhi bengaluru . ahmedabad have seen it ,who knows what the future holds for us.........the security agencies responsible to avert such happenings are all at sea , the crisisit has not happened in a day, forces are more busy to provide cover to the darling of nations politicians whoe are busy to save the governmentor simply their chairs by crook , flashing big bags of notes in the parliament ,chosen as representatives of common man they are made special once they get elected , what they have to with ur life or mine ,their vote bank is large enough to worry about us ,illegal bangladeshis will come and fill the pool, they view u and me as votes and not lives , which sure they will get when bag is full of cash.........one thing is sure they are readily available for tv bytes when these ghastly acts take place to pass the blame and give sympathy as lame duck leaders..........god keep them hale and hearty ,they themselves and their kins are under security cover, for what reason is itself a big question perhaps corruption needs to be protected , policies of government are such afzal responsible for parliament attack is still not hanged inspite of being judged as guilty by supreme court what signal are we giving ........in such a situation we can only appeal to jehadis please keep the good faith in us as u have done till now and let us live a normal and fearful life ...this is the ugliest truth i as an indian would have liked to write about ,but the truth prevails over everything and this is the bitter one and perhaps has to be accepted......
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THE AMAR MAYA OF NUCLEAR DEAL
imagine the joint photograph of bush manmohan singh exchanging files of nuclear deal and mayawati or amar singh posing next to them ,can u imagine it its not fiction ......... this is indian politics inevitable has happened ,mayawati and amar singh are clutches on which the either government will walk and for what, either for the nuclear deal or against it .......
this is pity and should have never have happened , a lady who has played catste based poltics in her whole life and a man konwn in political ciricles as a dalal or the younger brother of bade bhaiyya bachhan are pivotals to the present indian democracy .........this is is the joke of coalition circus which has been playing regularly since early 90s .........every thing was acceptable and imaginable from devegowda as PM to devi lal as Deputy PM but these two politicians for a nuclear deal unimaginable...god save bush and this country ........but is it right to blame them for the whole ruckus when it is such an important issue for nations security and ever rising power needs , we look at nook and corner for ever rising price of crude oil prices it was national duty of all political parties to make a consensus on this issue . they are wholly responsible for making shakunis the whole sole of government policies . okay u bear with them but why make the whole country fall to their feets , now it is up to the countrymen to find soon a right approach to deal with these things or just go the market and buy frames for the upcoming photographs of obama shaking hands with wannabe indian PMS amar singh or mayawati and make it shine in ur living room ...wake up soon otherwise u know better what will happent to ours nation the great INDIA
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AARUSHI
It is better to be killed than live who can say it better than me, thanks god for killing me and calling me to urs world . social hounds are still killing me from every day to every minute. thx god once again for ur generosity . i was fourteen when killed perhaps this is a youngest age to be at urs place but what could i have been doing there left to such a sacrosanct society . Behind these courteous masks were such ghory faces i coundnt have ever imagined until that night ...thx god for showing me reality in such a little age.............. To make my death a kaand of characterless girl ,a wayward daughter of rich family indulged in wife swapping, making me pose in bad light with hemraj similar to my fathers age ,what ever worse the criminal bent minds could have thought they did . its better to be at urs place than there thx god for it............. myself the killers and especially u know god who have taken my life . God i can once forgive my killers but what about the people who have killed and are killing me every second since then ,had they done the same with their daughters ask them straight forward i dont need a Narco , Brain mapping or Polygraph test ...........just ask them............. its better here where there are no errant police officers , mad media crews venting out at every one whom they can for the rat race.. its quite and peaceful here ...i like it...... i could never imagine that i lived in that part of universe for fourteen long years and couldnt even think that with which society i was living with, why u did it to me god why u sent me there...u shouldnt have done it........ a humble request to all investigating agencies of Aarushis kaand if u find it who killed me do with them what u want but please do not nail any innocent person , i dont want him to face a hell like situation due to me please be careful in it....god say some thing to them if they ever can listen to u or they want to.......... to all my well wishers i am a lot happy out here playing with fairies ,enjoying with noble souls who are not like those outwitting each other at any cost for materialistic gains , just take care of urselves as u dont know the sheeps u are talking or living with may turn into a wolf...... i am not saying to install a fear in you but this has happened to me to the little arrushi ...take care bye ..............luv to u all................
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A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Salman rushdie said in a latest interview women go for a marriage merely for wearing a wedding gown, a veteran of four marriages wasnt joking , my sister called me the other day and said marry now , I have seen some latest attires for herself ..........it amazed me, hats off to rushdie when the viewers of the grand finale are so excited for the dress , paticpants of the fairer sex must me be more eager ...................marry or u will suffer, marry now what people will say and a lot of stuffed things are the key sutras of knowledge what i hear these days ,pro marriage lobby is overly heavy weighted anti lobby is lookinglike hillary asking for votes in Usa election , i feel like leading and supported by myself only ,even the hardcore bachelor friends have shifted their loyalties...........
i may be wrong but what i think is right the famous quote by me and followed sacredly ......Known as an institution, the base of this solemnisation has been the social strata , heaviness of pay packet ,wealth of forefathers , physical attributes . mostly the things which are superficial are the base of this life long affair.........have marriages been successful or just they are made to look like that, is it mostly attributed to fear factor of society, what a pity he or she cannot handle a marriage ...oh what a social ass............marriages which start with a loaded of happy photos of smiling bride and grooms ,slowly but surely the photographs decrease and so the smiles what happens to life long love affair or was it never present thease are the questions grnerally a part of discussion....................lines written are open for crticism or discussion , these may be one side of a coin but one sided coins have been a fromulae of success in blocbusters like Sholay or the coming one love story 2050.....all prospective grooms and brides a word of caution for u please do not take these line seriously otherwise u will only be responsible for life long bachelor hood.................. happy reading enjoy and bye----------------
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the fancy of being a sycophant----arjun singh
It is a irony that lotus being a symbol of BJP,blooms more in the garden of congress headquarters ,lotus of sycophancy is being watered regularly by rivers, streams or even tributaries of so called loyalists the sycophants. Each and every indian who thinks or is a non thinker has accepted it that the whole congress circle revolves around a single loci the gandhis , we indians who have an ample time to debate over any issue under the sun do not consider this even a top of discussion now................ but wait a new drama has started ,the congress somewhere feels the pinch of sycophancy fact and is not ready to accept this, now a days our dear HRD minister is in a thick of controversy, he is always for the one or another reason but this time he is paying the price of stirring the controversy in his own background........ the octagenarian minister in a desperate attempt to make his presence felt amongst the young brigade started to sing the favorite tune of congressmen however no one in congress will ever admit it that making rahul baba the PM of leader starving nation , he has made all the qualities of rahul baba public by counting them ennumber of times to give the nation a mahaan leader..............but alas all the arrows have recoiled the tune of his song has upset other loyalists who think that grandold man is being lata mangeshkar in sycophancy song......they have retaliated hard and now a new joke is hovering around the congress headquarters and via media to the whole nation , sycophancy has no takers in and around 10 janpath.............if this statement is to make the HRD man pinch the shoe it is fine but please do not fool the aam aadmi they have many big issues to deal with granted by u thankfully from rising costs to power cuts so please keep this song of free and fairness inside the 10 janpath and please let them lead their life.......... aam aadmi and most importantly the congress brigade knows that evolution and sustaineance of congress has always based on sycophancy........... my heart felt regards to mr arjun singh the outnumbered octanegarian that whenever he has tried to say this hidden truth he has taken a severe beating from the coterie who still believe that arjun singh may not become the krishna of their arjun rahul baba ..........sorry mr singh some truths are better not said, and now u r the target number one of all the loyalists and also of madame sonia who never want that this tune go so high at this juncture when congress is trying hard to make the image of rahul gandhi as a person grata by every section os society ............so mr singh enjoy ur leadership or go for aVRS this maessage is not by me but by ur dear brothers........................ congress has never seen andwill never see otherthan the gandhis so all sycophants please ignore our frail octanegarian who had a slip between the lip and tongue......okay it happened thrice but it happens only in india. Congress people dont get disheartened and carry on the churning process for better india u have been doing for so many years ................ happy sycophancy
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khali tujhe salaam

Script from a straight bollywood potboiler ,transition of a labourer next a police constable from a remote town of punjab to the hero of masses , a trp generator for wwe the great khali aka apna duleep sing rana khali the seven feet three inches gentle giant is now the darling of masses , it is his charisma that like of tendulkars, khans ,vadras are otnumbering each other to have a glimpse of rana, wonder that their children had given them sleepless nights for making a meeting possible with khali even the bureaucracy has saluted him by inviting him to rashtrapati bhavan khali not only a master of wwe but also of answering the queries of curious media who are still to come terms that a man from india can make it to the big league of wwe however some quarters of media have questioned his credibilty and now even of wwe ,certainly they can but is it not a great honour that a man from such a humble background has made to the big league of undertakers, hulkhogans , shaun michael the wrestlers that have caught our fancy sinche childhood . instead of accolading him they are trying to find lo0pholes in his sucees........... may the good luck be with ukhali but if u hadnt made to wwe these same bunch of self confessed media honchos would have made a cartoon character out of u ,showing duleep singh as a walking demon, making him eat live in their studios showing thediet intake in alreay inflated country, showing ur kundali to panditjis to find solutions for ur growing stature .........god saved u khali these are not doubts they have done it by making a man of same height as urs walking in noida malls , public staring at him as if they are watching an alien , why just to get the TRPmeter run ,what about the sensibilities of that man......SHAME......... bravo khali against all odds u have done a great job our best wishes are with u and may u always keep the indian colors flying high whether ur called kali or the great khali khali tujhe salam
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miss hottty inflation
dear inflation u r the only solution to make the present government feel weak kneed, thx for arriving at the right time, its the time for aam aadmi to feel the heat in pockets and so the heads .......after four years of flip flop at least the government will have to do something out of the box, pray its not pandoras box.......to pull you down ...... came the tsunami , past went the nuclear deal , mayas and their chhayas but this government never budged ,even the leftists will have to do more than a red flag demo at the jantar mantar .......miss inflation ur the beauty that has even made the cash rich BCCI boss to let the aam aami know he is also heading the cash leaa agricultural wagon poor pawar ..........wat a shame if he thinks of it , when IPL was raining bucks u have made him looking lik a lame duck
dear miss ,ur hot to handle but dont u feel more u stay we the common but not so uncommon people of india will feel the hot from their pockets to.........purses ,rates of all essentials have gone upswing so the number of items from thali .........please budge a little , i can guarantee u we have really known that mr pawar is also the agriculture minister of india and we promise not to forget him till elections or on elections.............but miss think about the majority of indians who sleep in chawls or even on footpath eat twice and now even once ,children are being made to learn about u,even the so called newsmen are covering the topic of aam admi may be they are also feeling it.......................for our sake think about it, its is only u who can do it government tasks are and will be an eye wash ,please go away for once and come when ever u feel we need to be more involved in the issues of national importance in which we pass the bucks......... hopefully u will listen and let us enjoyt our meal.............thx
yours truly a deprived indian citizen
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NICE GUYS FINISH FIRST .......WHERE
From last 2 consecutive days a prominent english paper is publishing a recent research conducted in USA ----Nice guys finish first -----reaseraches are good for increasing ones literary quotient and increase the show of a book shelf or may be practical but in this case a big. ........ NO.......what this report has done, is to bring me out of the writing lull, let us assume ourselves to be a nice guy who the hell in this world wants to branded as a bad man leaving apart gulshan grover ....Remember the childhood where school bullies used to threat u for each event and a u as a sincere mamas boy said yes to all their deeds ..... in the water lane ,canteen lane, bus lane ,u were the backbone of these lanes ...of course u finished first by standing just next to dear driver near the hot engine or just drinking last drops of hot water from water cooler and showing to the whole world u went through refreshing session of mountain dew .....wat a refreshing feeling to have it still haunts when thought over............ roll over to the college era the girl u liked , u had the guts to tell her but wat about the nice guy feeling to tackle the scavengers always hovering around her, being a nice guy u clinged to ur books and were made to feel as a forced studious and nice guy.......coming to the present scenario of work place each and every nice guy can identify himself as a character of the advert... of times jobs .com inflated always but when it comes to promotion in perks or job profile feels like a deflated one...oh being a nice guy u have to smile always after all u are a brand ambassador of nice feeling since childhood a jackpot contract...............taking a more worldly approach ,talking about cricket Dhoni and his men ,after a long gap of twenty years we won a series in australia of gentlemens game ,it was not a bunch of nice men who did it, they were the one who dared to cut throats of sledging australians , a art which we vowed never to learn and payback beacause we are the nicer ones and what it gave us agonising wait of twenty years ........resrearch says a lot about nice guys, they may have finished first in the scenario in long run ......such a run when u have money and muscle power u can change the history of civilisations,changing one historys is a mateer of seconds.......every one cant be as true as clooney who admited that the bagged his first movie role by saying a lie..............nice guys can only live with with a feeling of being nice but not with the worldly pleasures their other counterparts live and one fine day they will be surprised to see the people who were the leader of mr.Wrong pack topping the list of such researches ----nice guys one-------but as usual they will feel nice about finding their name at the bottom of list that too with a printing error ......u have to pay a lot practically to be nice man and live with feeling of being nice and no rewards.............
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LOGGERS AND BLOGGERS
Even the addition or deletion of one word can change not only the meaning of a particular sentence but the likes of us whole life........irony was that faujdar (my co blogger and logger t0o) always felt like a rising sun when blogging was the talking point but when the reality was talked upon about logging **** it felt that whole universe was under permanent solar eclipse .......that is how life was going for me and faujdar , just dont go by the name of faujdar he was too frail to be called fauji but what to do he inherited the surname from grandparents,perhaps only thing he was proud of after logging***** the job profile of being a logger is like the job of indian cricket team coach always ready for brickbats for any fault which is yours or not , but dont expect any appreciation even in the dreams for the thankless job .....but we both were like alcoholics who every night swear not drink ever again , but first to be in the line of thirst quenchers outside the international branded wine shop............ life was going at snails place until in a newspapaper Inoticed an advertisement , hard to believe but a job opportunity for us , ad was in small letters but for me it was bolder than mallika sehrawat wearing a costume for her new venture................ i called faujdar immediately he couldnt believe his ears before anything a party was thrown for all our well wishers (whether thay are or not facts are better known to them only) they were surprised but no body asked why such a rage to give pre employment party ...and who will when laal pari is going down the throat at fast pace ... we had our own logic that when before marriage or say lifelong chaining one is happy to give bachelors party why cant we when freeing from being a chained logger was only a night away............ faujdar and myself went to the office in our best possible attire (few but enough) ,our hand were full with blogging material ah what a feeling......our future was waiting for us , we were standing at the heavens door with a lifetime free ticket...... suddenly faujdar was called and at that even i was even feeling proud of sitting besides a faujdar.......but suddenly within five minutes faujdar came running out like PT usha coming back from retirement , before i could say something to him my name was called and entering the room was like all logged tapes asking me the tape counters , never happened before...........honeymoon was over or it never started when the gentleman sitting the chair just feets away about my experience , i passed him all the blogging matter , my future boss asked me we will talk abouy ur hobby latter but start with ur logging experience , i felt like a tape being put in fast forward and rewind mode continuously with no option of a stop buton in near future , then i applied the pause button asked him what the ad was for suddenly the sun was shining bright in my eyes and only see the words loggers wanted , i ran and ran so fat as if following faujdar in a relay race with no battons........ at the exit point was faujdar with red blood eyes and i was sure to kicked off that day before it was decided by dearest and respected friend to set up an enquiry commision and results to be given within a time frame remember when we had last committte to give results within the time frame...................... entering the romm and searching for the paper was like searching a gold meadal for olympics ......fortunately it was discovered soon ...ad was alright bloggers wanted but with star at top ******** (to be looked below) for complete details..... sorry for the printing error ad is for loggers wanted and not bloggers wanted ...... iwas given a let off but only how best known to me........(hurled with a tonful of indian abuses )..... look at the positive side faujdar i told him our trade (logging was still going great guns in the market ) and soon we will surely make a name in the blogging world ........
*****logging is a dull mixture of art and science by smart people to note the tape counters of feeds recorded with pain but no gain*******
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MAYA ---AKBAR-----RAJ
AKBAR ---JODHA created more charisma out on the street than on the screen... keeping the the controversy in wraps to look at the brighter side of things , there is to more to this epic than it seems, the magic of MAYAWATI-----JALALUDIN AKBAR........a bond of lifetime....yesterday while watching akbar jodha after the intermission in this intriguing romance a line comes from hrithik the akbar he says he is an illiterate sorry for low IQ ,never knew it....it was hard to believe that an illiterate king ruled not only over the head of indians but to some extent on their hearts also ,how many mughal emperors can we recall for humane behavior When asked to ,some may point he had doctored the history but dont we believe history and even memorize it... with a sense of belief...akbar might have gained this country by muscle power but surely had more than a hint of democracy in his rule...it may look like a political compulsion but if if he wanted he had conquered all these kings and never given their daughters a platform where one of them was to be known in coming times as the MALLIKA ---E---- HINDUSTAN,Jodha bai ... he showed that to rule india u have to respect each and every religion ,caste and them and give them a proper representation ...you can win their heads by manipulating them but to rule their hearts u have empathise with them...
from a page of history to present scenario of democratic indian casteism ,division of society has not changed even the scenario has worsenedbut a unique truth has prevailed over the years more prominently now in the calition era u have to follow akbar policy ...DIN E ELAHI might have vanished into the sand dunes but its fundamentals are more than required now to rule india without clutches of coalition partners....... Mayawati started her political journey as a hardcore supporter of for scheduled cates she did enter the corridors of power to exit soon .always a factor of instability always lurked at her ,maya a smart politician but even a sharp learner learnt from her mistakes to rule over UTTAR Pradesh called the heartland of Indian politics ,she not only learnt but put into the practice that to rule over UP without clutches sweetly named as coalition partners she needs the support of every strata of society , marginalistaion or fighting for one segment at the cost of other can make her a winner in one constituency but not the stability to rule the state ……she worked on the same principles of akbar , now a trusted brahin lieutenant is on her side and inroads to various stratas seem to a real possibility that even she has an eye on the prime ministership who knows in Indian politics what lies ahead, even devegowda never did in his dreams this is the chapter each and every politician has to understand and imbibe that to rule India in true letter and spirit with a free hand u have to take the society as an whole with u . especially raj thakrey has to learn that he may get to the power corridor but to avoid it being a water spalsh in the pan he has to do the same and pick out a leaf from the new EPIC MAYA AKBAR so that i can call My piece as RAJ -----AKBAR ,it will be a proud moment a bit more then i am feeling now
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